Ronald McDonald

As a child ronald would do bad things such as light the cat's tail on fire and spray paint ''bomb goes off at 2:30'' on his school's wall. in high school he wasn't liked. he was harassed by the jock and captain of the football team Ben. Ben bullied young ronald because his bladder issues. it would always happen when he was either near a the cheerleaders or near wayne. that led to other rumors of him liking both genders. ben one day socked ronald in his face. thats why he wears make up now. he later

graduate from MIT. being a world known techniqual wizard. the fame didnt last long because ben,now leader of The Crips, brutually attacked Ronald. when The Bloods were about to jump The Crips they saw Ronald and started kicking him and spitting. The 2 rival gangs were now 1 gang. Ronald,going into the E.R. lost half his brain. He later saw the Burge King. In rage thinking of ben being popular just like the king ronald started his fast food chain we know today.

yo sorry about doing 2 posts.my psp only lets me write so much ^^;

xDD it now all makes sense